Out..Rosie O’Donnell…In…Roseanne Barr…Why?

Why Roseanne Barr?

The reasons:

1. Her career in time since her show jumped the shark has made Tom Arnold look positively A-List. She’ll be cheaper than Rosie.

2. She’s annoying, offensive, self-loathing, other-loathing, and thinks the sun, moon and stars shine out of her back passage. So it won’t be much different from working with Rosie.

3. Save money by not having to change the sign on the dressing room door.

4. Barbra Walters has a latent psychosis that wants to see her own show destroyed.

Why not Michelle Malkin?

The Reasons.

1. Hotter than all the others combined.

2. Smarter than all the others combined.

3. Is not a rich, white, liberal, New Yorker.

4. Only offends the radical left because she actually thinks.

5. Knows fire can melt steel. ?

The reasons:

1. Her career in time since her show jumped the shark has made Tom Arnold look positively A-List. She’ll be cheaper than Rosie.

2. She’s annoying, offensive, self-loathing, other-loathing, and thinks the sun, moon and stars shine out of her back passage. So it won’t be much different from working with Rosie.

3. Save money by not having to change the sign on the dressing room door.

4. Barbra Walters has a latent psychosis that wants to see her own show destroyed.

Why not Michelle Malkin?

The Reasons.

1. Hotter than all the others combined.

2. Smarter than all the others combined.

3. Is not a rich, white, liberal, New Yorker.

4. Only offends the radical left because she actually thinks.

5. Knows fire can melt steel.

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2 responses to “Out..Rosie O’Donnell…In…Roseanne Barr…Why?

  1. Alvin Angel West

    LOL, that was great

  2. Well it figures.

    They will never hire a Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter because they fear the far left loones getting decimated by those ladies.

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